How Much Is Your Car? (LOL)
During a car show, this young man wanted to buy my car! He asked, "How much for the car?" I replied, "$10" He looks at his mother and she said, "Ooooh noooo. This is your deal. I'm not giving you $10." Poor kid looked upset so I gave me a model of the Michael Keaton Batmobile. Ten minutes later, he came back and said, "I'll trade you." LOL!